Saturday 20 July 2013

A View To A Kill review

As this film rates 10th in my Bond rankings and was the last Bond film I watched I'll write a review on it.

Plot: Mysterious industrialist Max Zorin may be selling British microchip design to the Russians. When James Bond is sent to investigate, he discover Zorin is not only stockpiling chips, he is also drilling dangerously close to the San Andreas Fault in California.  7.5/10

Villains: Well there's nothing better than having a rogue KGB agent as the main villain is there? Christopher Walken plays Max Zorin really , really well with his Blonde hair , different color eyes , evil glasses and his craziness and evilness betraying everyone.  May Day (Grace Jones) , this amazing,super strength Hench woman you can't hate because she is so silent you won't know she's in the back of your Rolls-Royce or Jeep. Scarpine/ Dr. Carl Mortner these two henchmen are very important as Dr. Carl Mortner created him and Scarpine helps him in the zeplin and gun down the miners. 9/10

Girls: Stacy Sutton is the main Bond girl in this film she is a bit ditsy and sounds dumb but is a geologist and proves quite helpful when they break into W.G Howes office and at the end they enjoy a shower together. Pola Ivanova is a KGB agent who spies on Max Zorin at his oil pumping station and later is with Bond in a Jacuzzi. Kimberley Jones is an  MI6 agent who drives a submarine from Siberia to Alaska. 6.8/10

Bond: Roger Moore is too old for this as he was about 57 then , and Tanya Roberts (Stacy Sutton) is 57 now, also he has too many wrinkles.They should have got Timothy Dalton in for this. 5/10

Overall: Overall this is a good Bond film it rates 10th in my Bond films it has everything a great villain, a legendary Bond , a great Bond girl and a pretty good plot. 28.3/40

Sunday 7 July 2013

Bond film rankings 1-23 (1962-2012) EON and non-EON

1- Skyfall 2012
2- Casino Royale 2006
3-Live And Let Die 1973
4- The Living Daylights 1987
5-Tomorrow Never Dies 1997
6-Licence To Kill 1989
7-Diamonds Are Forever 1971
8-Octopussy 1983
9- A View To A Kill 1985
10-On Her Majesty's Secret Service 1969
11-Goldeneye 1995
12-The World Is Not Enough 1999
13-Quantum Of Solace 2008
14-Goldfinger 1964
15-Dr. No 1962
16- For Your Eyes Only
17-Die Another Day 2002
18-Thunderball 1965
19-The Man With The Golden Gun 1974
20-The Spy Who Loved Me 1977
21-Moonraker 1979
22-From Russia With Love 1963
23- You Only Live Twice 1967
24- Never Say Never Again 1983 (Non-Eon)
25 Casino Royale comedy 1967 ( Non-Eon)
26. Casino Royale TV Film 1954 (Non Eon)

007 Legends

This my first blog and won't be very good so here it is I'm going to do it on Bond 007 Legends lots of people say its bad but really it isn't apart (I have a  feeling it might turn into a review). So first of all lets talk about it or whatever.The Game is made to celebrate 50 years of Bond but its quite bad.
 So here is the cover This is just gonna fail.So first of all the game starts with Bond getting shot off the train then he remembers all his years first of all he starts off with Goldfinger and then he travels to Piz Gloria , Switzerland for On Her Majesty's Secret Service and then oh god we go to Roger Moore's era and I mean how the hell is Moonraker his best films it's like the only one they can make a game out of really his best is like A View To A Kill or Octopussy or Live And Let Die. And then we have Timothy Dalton god Licence To Kill , The Living Daylights is far better but Licence To Kill is too gory in the film. Then there's Die Another Day lots of people say its a bad film because it's Brosan's worst and Goldeneye is his best but of course we've had like 2 million Goldeneye games so you know what I mean this is turning into a review.And then We're onto Danny I mean bitch please you have to have XBOX live to play Skyfall ffs. So yes its a pretty bad game I might just use this for reviews now.They don't even have Daniel doing the voice of Bond and I think they got Dr. Holly Goodhead mixed up with Jinx http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXsAfVhEPmE  - Trailer